Now They're Gone!

I can't believe---they're gone as quickly as they were back. You must read below before this will make any sense. Yes, today I ran by the grocery to pick up another package of Hydrox and the shelf was empty. I found the manager and asked where they were. The mystery was on; he didn't even know the store had stocked them the week before. He, like me, grew up on Hydrox. So now he is as intrigued as I am and promised to find out tomorrow from the vendor what the status of the famed cookie is. He has my name and phone number and said he'll give me a call. So stay tuned for the next episode of "America's first filled-creme cookie".